{"id":5162,"date":"2015-07-09T14:48:23","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T05:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/?p=5162"},"modified":"2015-07-09T14:48:23","modified_gmt":"2015-07-09T05:48:23","slug":"jet-life-until-its-experienced-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/2015\/07\/jet-life-until-its-experienced-2\/","title":{"rendered":"<b>JET Life:<\/b> Until It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Experienced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><b>\u00c2\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Laugh, cry, use acronyms like SMH, WTF, LOL, and FML all while reading these JET experiences.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>Welcome to the Monkey House<\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>\u00c2\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s official, if you change the rules of kings cup\/box head and add candy and tokens to the mix &#8230;it becomes a pretty badass English game! And here I was thinking it would never be a useful skill \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Ashlie O.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When a 3\u00e5\u00b9\u00b4\u00e7\u201d\u0178 yells, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153pen is\u00e2\u20ac\u009d down the hall and you have to fight the urge to correct the pronunciation. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Sean M.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That sort of awkward moment when you realize that you might have accidentally terrorized a student into doing his bookwork (instead of letting him stare at the air). Hard to say if that&#8217;s a win or not&#8230; \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Joy S.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Japanese teacher (talking about English Enkai this Friday): &#8220;Japanese people speak more English when we are drunk because we have more confidence. Friday is a good chance! We can record the final exam when we get drunk! Hmm. We should drink before class&#8230;the students should too.&#8221; \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Erika H.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Draft 5 Complete *slams head on desk* \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Maia M.<\/p>\n<p>Me: I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe how reluctant (boy student) and (girl student) were to work with each other.<\/p>\n<p>JTE: It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not so unusual. You know it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a pretty recent thing for girls to go to school. It use to be only boys who received an education.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Really? How recent?<\/p>\n<p>JTE: The start of the Meiji Era.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6You mean 1868\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c SM.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"howibecametexan.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5163\" alt=\"Dog Stroller\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Dog-Stroller.jpg\" width=\"702\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Dog-Stroller.jpg 702w, https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Dog-Stroller-119x175.jpg 119w, https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Dog-Stroller-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Dog-Stroller-308x450.jpg 308w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 702px) 100vw, 702px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>Tis\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 the season<\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<p>It&#8217;s back to &#8216;Emma you&#8217;re so red&#8217;, &#8216;Emma why are you so red, are you ok?&#8217;, &#8216;AH! RED! VERY RED FACE!&#8217;. Summers in Japan when schools refuse to use the air con \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Emma C.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Woke up to a scary roaring sound. No big deal, it&#8217;s only THE SKY FALLING. Crazy monsoon alarm clock. &#8211; EC<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>Idyllic Mayhem<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The whiteboard at the front of the JHS staff room today says: &#8220;NO \u00e6\u00ae\u2039\u00e6\u00a5\u00ad DAY!&#8221; I&#8217;m really glad that the school is finally telling the teachers to go home at a reasonable time at least one day of the year. I&#8217;m taking it to heart and leaving at lunchtime! \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Rachel S.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, it only took 3 years for a teacher to build up the courage to ask if my name is spelled with an R or an L.\u00e3\u20ac\u20ac\u00e2\u20ac\u201c Ronaldo Ginsberg<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nothing like coming home to an ice cold bottle of jungleman calorie off after a hard days work. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Scott P.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Being an adult means that it&#8217;s ok for me to just go home and go to bed after work, right? \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Zadie O.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Even my English speaking friends don&#8217;t understand me&#8230;. &#8216;faff&#8217;, &#8216;hench&#8217; and &#8216;palava&#8217; are all part of my secret language (with no Brits around). \u00e2\u20ac\u201c EC<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Those days when you go to the admin office to take a video and get given a full hula set (two actually) just because. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c AO<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marycagle.com\/letsspeakenglish\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5164\" alt=\"Mary Cagle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Mary-Cagle.jpg\" width=\"302\" height=\"850\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Mary-Cagle.jpg 302w, https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Mary-Cagle-62x175.jpg 62w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 302px) 100vw, 302px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>It Was No Dream<\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>\u00c2\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Australian Friends &#8211; I had a cherry ripe and it changed my life&#8230; What else are you hiding from me?! \u00e2\u20ac\u201c MM<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Miss Emma, your clothes are very unusual. They suit your personality&#8217;<br \/>\nMe: &#8216;&#8230;.Thank yoouu&#8230;.?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;I am trying to compliment you without flattering you&#8217;<br \/>\nMe: &#8216;&#8230;&#8230;..Ok&#8230;&#8230;&#8217; \u00e2\u20ac\u201c EC<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As I was walking home with a student, her mother stopped to pick her up and she was so excited to meet me! She said that her daughter is always talking about me happily.<br \/>\nIt feels amazing that I could make such an impression on students that they tell their families stories of me. It&#8217;s kinda sad that I&#8217;ll probably never do anything like this again in my life. Maybe I really should be a teacher\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Caitlin C.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><i>\u00c2\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Compiled by Sean Mulvihill<\/p>\n<p>comic 1 by\u00c2\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Evangeline Neo, visit\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eva.sg\/EN\/comics.html\">http:\/\/www.eva.sg\/EN\/comics.html<\/a><span style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">\u00c2\u00a0for more<\/span><\/p>\n<p>comic 2 by\u00c2\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Grace Buchele Mineta, visit\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><a style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.howibecametexan.com\/\">howibecametexan.com<\/a><span style=\"font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">\u00c2\u00a0for more<\/span><\/p>\n<p>comic 3 by Mary Cagle, visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marycagle.com\/letsspeakenglish\/\">http:\/\/www.marycagle.com\/letsspeakenglish\/<\/a> for more<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If you have any quotes, comments, or situations you think best represent JET life, please feel free to send them into <a href=\"mailto:hyogotimespublications@gmail.com\">hyogotimespublications@gmail.com<\/a> and share them with us all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 Laugh, cry, use acronyms like SMH, WTF, LOL, and FML all while reading these JET experiences. &nbsp; Welcome to the Monkey House \u00c2\u00a0 So it&#8217;s official, if you change the rules of kings cup\/box head and add candy and tokens to the mix &#8230;it becomes a pretty badass English game! And here I was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":90,"featured_media":5112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false},"categories":[425,48,107],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Evangeline-Neo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/90"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5162\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}