{"id":5820,"date":"2016-08-01T05:02:28","date_gmt":"2016-07-31T20:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/?p=5820"},"modified":"2016-07-31T19:20:06","modified_gmt":"2016-07-31T10:20:06","slug":"oh-the-humidity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/2016\/08\/oh-the-humidity\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, the Humidity<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hu-madness has set in<\/p>\n

The moisture\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s underneath your skin<\/p>\n

And the heat\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s trapped between the hair<\/p>\n

On your neck, sitting there<\/p>\n

Just waiting to press down<\/p>\n

To drown<\/p>\n

You in its fire, or roast you with its rain<\/p>\n

The elements once so twain<\/p>\n

Are now one<\/p>\n

Fire and water\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s son<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Humidity\"<\/a>
Humidity<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Will dance upon your nape<\/p>\n

And dress you in a cape<\/p>\n

Of sweat<\/p>\n

How fetching! How wet!<\/p>\n

And then he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll belay your every thought<\/p>\n

Weigh them down til they are taut<\/p>\n

Til they could cut a gem to pieces<\/p>\n

And when you think them they leave creases<\/p>\n

And grooves<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Humidity\"<\/a>
Humidity<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Moves<\/p>\n

With you, he is your tail<\/p>\n

Always with you, without fail<\/p>\n

Running down your spine<\/p>\n

Making water out of wine<\/p>\n

Making water out of air<\/p>\n

Til all is water everywhere<\/p>\n

But nought is cool<\/p>\n

A white-hot boiling swimming pool<\/p>\n

In which you must walk<\/p>\n

And eat and sleep and talk<\/p>\n

You wonder if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re heard<\/p>\n

Or if every single word<\/p>\n

Is being swallowed by the tide<\/p>\n

Because the voices deep inside<\/p>\n

You are muffled<\/p>\n

Shuffled<\/p>\n

They come to you out of order<\/p>\n

So all your actions border<\/p>\n

On insane<\/p>\n

You try to explain<\/p>\n

That it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the heat and the damp<\/p>\n

But<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Humidity\"<\/a>
Humidity<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Has made camp<\/p>\n

Within us all<\/p>\n

Some can cope and some must crawl<\/p>\n

Humidity<\/em><\/p>\n

Will get the better<\/p>\n

And make wetter<\/p>\n

Those who he deems weak<\/p>\n

Kiss them on each cheek<\/p>\n

Leave them lathered in his slop<\/p>\n

And though they wish that it would stop<\/p>\n

It never can-<\/p>\n

If you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stand<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Humidity\"<\/a>
Humidity<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Stay out of Japan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hu-madness has set in The moisture\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s underneath your skin And the heat\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s trapped between the hair On your neck, sitting there Just waiting to press down To drown You in its fire, or roast you with its rain The elements once so twain Are now one Fire and water\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s son Will dance upon your nape…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":113,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false},"categories":[447,444],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/113"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyogoajet.net\/hyogotimes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}